Existential Crisis Duck Night Lamp

Do you suffer from inability to fall asleep each night because an existential dread overwhelms you? Inflation, wars, the fact that Donald Trump exists… The world around you is full of dangers and problems.Is that’s all there is to life? Just chores and worries until the day we die? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to, and it’s probably an origin story behind existential crisis duck night lamp. It’s a funny lamp with a silicone body which feels soft to the touch and gives out a warm glow which will turn off automatically after 30 minutes so you can drift off peacefully.

Thanks to its wireless design you can take this lamp follow you everywhere you go. You can take it with you on a vacation, so you won’t forget how awful the world is even when you try to have fun away from work. Just make sure to turn the duck’s butt away from you, so you don’t have to watch at the X that marks its’ butthole. It may be too distracting and interfere with your ability to fall asleep.

Are you currently going to through an existential crisis yourself? Judging by the unhinged comments this site gets, you probably are. If so, please let us know in the comment section below, and don’t forget to mention what triggered it. Was it the mention of Donald Trump at the beginning of this post?

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