The Funniest “How To” Books You Can Actually Get On Amazon

From “How To Avoid Huge Ships” to “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the top 20 most ridiculous “how to” books you can actually buy online.

“How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

“How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer

“The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

“Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson

“A Practical Guide To Racism” by C. H. Dalton

“How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes

“Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague

“How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock

“How To Date a White Woman” by Adam Quan

“How To Make Money In Your Spare Time” by J M.R. Rice

“Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes

“Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans

“Make Your Own Sex Toys” by Matt Pagett

“How To Survive Robot Uprising” by Daniel H. Wilson

“How To Raise And Keep a Dragon” by John Topsell

“How To Become a Schizophrenic” by John Modrow

“The Manly Art of Knitting” by David Fougner

“How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn

“How To Shit In The Woods” by Kathleen Meyer

“Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself” by Dale L. Power